Partial Attendance School Teaching Absence

The Partial Attendance School Teaching Absence (abbr. PASTA) is a school that offers the ability for staff and students to attend whenever they please.

Students
Miles Cyrus

Donovan Kaneman

Aka Gohan

Jules Colkes

Chiez

Stuffy O'Connors

Rosie O'Connors

Vincent Van Caprino

Roboto Helvetica

Philbert "Philly" Phillwood

Sabrina Dolemire

Dolan Dolemire

Gigi Dolemire

Gummy Dolemire

He Doot Man Manning Hedooterson

Staff
James Samyokel (teacher)

Michael Phlut (teacher)

Alvon Gregg (principal)